This damn adult life

marvelsource:

Have you come to witness the end of your universe?

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* faints from laughing uncontrollably*

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parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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friend:

oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen

me:

my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

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