This damn adult life

fuckyeah-nerdery:

mrpunchinello:

Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…

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Oh my god. It looks as though she whispered some sort of horrific Lovecraftian secret of the universe to him, and his soul simply gave up right then and there, leaving him an empty husk.

I’m dying.

He’s wondering if he’s still on drugs.

(Source: dongyuesifengyuan, via will-you-miss-me-when-im-gone)

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

(via will-you-miss-me-when-im-gone)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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(via the-krusty-crew)

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(via kingsleyyy)

flacavacafarm:

This poor chick was attacked by a hawk. But survived. He’s recovering nicely in the shed. We’ve named him Destiny’s Child.

flacavacafarm:

This poor chick was attacked by a hawk. But survived. He’s recovering nicely in the shed. We’ve named him Destiny’s Child.

(via carrot-gallery)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via will-you-miss-me-when-im-gone)

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via carrot-gallery)

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

(via fuckyeathehungergames)

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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(via aciid-vvash)

thislstherealryanross:

real nostalgia.

all the songs that got you through your seventh grade emo phase.

[listen]

(via aciid-vvash)